Are we there yet?
Hey, Charlie Brown, how's Snoopy handling his rejection from NASA?
I know how much he wanted to be a famous astronaut.
Actually, he's taking it pretty well.
I think.
Hmm.
My tummy's getting grumbly for astronaut ice cream.
Are we there yet?
Almost. I'm so excited, I could scream.
You're weird, Marcie.
When we get to the Space Center, I want to find the portrait of Sally Ride,
the first American woman in space, and hang my own portrait beside it.
I want to unlock the secrets of the cosmos
and answer humankind's greatest questions.
"Why are we here? Are we alone?"
- Definitely not. - Aaah!
I want to see the Skylab trainer, and the Apollo 17 command module,
and the real Saturn V rocket,
and the Apollo 13 lithium hydroxide canister, and...
We're here!
Whoa!
- Yay! - Yay!
Yay...
Snoopy?
Snoopy!
Ha-ha-ha!
Aaah!
Ooh!
"Johnson Space Center Astronaut Training Facility."
Oh, Snoopy.
I had a feeling you were having trouble taking no for an answer.
I don't think that's gonna work, Snoopy.
This is NASA. They're not gonna let in any people who aren't allowed to be there.
Or any beagles, for that matter.
Now, how do we get back to the tour?
Wait for me!
Hey, my dog's in there!
Ow.
- Oh! - Oh!
Ah!
Ha-ha!
Hello. I am NASA's Computerized Astronaut Recruitment Adviser,
but you may call me CARA.
You must be my latest astronaut trainee,
since you made it to this highly secure area.
Huh-huh-huh.
Great, because any unauthorized person caught sneaking into this facility
would be in deep trouble.
Like this suspicious character here.
Excellent. It's now time to begin your training.
Are you ready to work harder than you've ever worked before?
Good! Let's start with some light reading.
Whoa! Real moon rocks!
And moon dust.
Wow!
Can you believe this rock is over 3.8 billion years old?
Worth it.
She shoots. She scores!
Very unsportsmanlike, sir.
Hey, where's Charlie Brown?
Do you think he's having as much fun as we are?
Hello!
As an astronaut, you'll need to solve complex problems at a moment's notice.
Huh, huh, huh.
Time's up.
Ma-ta!
Hmm.
Working in space can be quite rigorous.
It's time for the endurance portion of your training.
Recruit?
Ahh.
That is not what I meant by endurance.
Recruit, recruit, recruit.
I am not impressed by your performance so far.
But there is still time to turn things around and around and around!
Because it's time for your high g-force centrifuge training.
This is my favorite part.
This machine simulates the extreme pressure you will feel on your body
as you launch into space.
This will be incredibly uncomfortable, so try and relax.
No, you cannot have a pillow.
Now, you'll notice the speed increasing as...
No, there is no beverage service.
Or hot towels.
Or chocolate chip cookies!
No! No.
No. No!
No! Enough!
It appears you do not have what it takes to be an astronaut after all.
Aaah!
I try to be a responsible dog owner, but no one ever tells you what to do
when your dog sneaks into a secure government facility
so he can try and be an astronaut.
Snoopy! Boy, am I glad to see you.